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Gwenn Ael Gautier schrieb:
> Found on http://www.adtrading.com
>
> Gwenn
>
> Einstein and the Bond Market
>
> Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is
> not yet ready.
>
> "I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but
> it's the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others"
> he is told by the doorman. Einstein says that this is no problem at all
> and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman
> leads him to the dorm.
>
> They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants.
>
> "See, Here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180!"
> "Why that's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss mathematics!"
>
> "And here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150!"
> "Why that's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss physics!"
>
> "And here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100!"
> "That's wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theatre!"
>
> Just then another man moves out to capture Albert's hand and shake it.
> "I'm your last room mate and I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 60."
>
> Albert smiles back at him benignly and says, "So, where do you think
> interest rates are headed?""
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