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Einstein and the Bond Market
Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is
not yet ready.
"I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but
it's the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others"
he is told by the doorman. Einstein says that this is no problem at all
and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman
leads him to the dorm.
They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants.
"See, Here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180!"
"Why that's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss mathematics!"
"And here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150!"
"Why that's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss physics!"
"And here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100!"
"That's wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theatre!"
Just then another man moves out to capture Albert's hand and shake it.
"I'm your last room mate and I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 60."
Albert smiles back at him benignly and says, "So, where do you think
interest rates are headed?""
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