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Re: CIS Duck trading



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Hi,

At this time, you can order a package of seven (7) ducks that provide
different ratios and movement factors to different stocks, options, and
commodities.  The cost of the ducks are $2.00 a piece or with the
training seminar, video, hot line support, and follow up services is
only $5,000 per month.  For the monthly fees, the ducks are provided as
a free service to any "Quacker Traders".  Watch here for our new web
online support site,  www.youarequackers.bird  or the alternate backup
size, www.uquacks.org

For a limited time, the just recently released book, "Technical Duck
Traders Guide to a Million Dollars" is now available.  This hot off the
press book shows such exciting photos of a) how to overlay the various
ducks onto your charts, b) how to hold the duck during a stressful
trade, c) how to throw the duck when your money loss points are hit, and
d) how to congratuate your duck on another successful trade.  It is
rumored that using ducks can led to greater success in trading and less
heart attacks due to stress.  It is a well know fact that duck traders
have more fun that non-duck traders.

If you look close at the pictures of floor traders, commodity pit
traders, and market makers and specialist, the budge in the coat pocket
is their duck trading tool that is the "market secret trading tool" used
by so many successful traders.  For additional information and order
forms, contact our web site or call our main office, 1-800-you-are-loony
or 1-888-quackers-for-all.  Visa, Mastercard, and Duck Unlimited credit
cards accepted.

Good Luck and Good Duck Trading

Randy Tareilo

PS:  All proceeds go to Walt's favorite nightspot, The Hooded Duck!