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Why on earth would you specify such things?

Sort of like when the Gas Company asked me what my Social Security Number
is, I put down some number I just made up, same with the Library, etc.

Get a photocopy of your friends Passport from some country, paste a picture
to it, print up a name (yours), and photocopy it, if they want ID, fax it to
them.  No questions asked... when you go over there, use your US Passport,
and tell them you are a Dual Citizen.

Works.  You know what Billy Joel used to say?  "Only the good die young"
Why follow rules.  Cheat a little.  You're human, not a robot, Jim.

Rules are not for following... they are for adapting to your ultimate
purpose, whatever it is.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Jim Nolen" <jnolen@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "[ tradergirl ]" <tradergirl@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Sunday, May 21, 2000 5:00 PM
Subject: Re: http://www.de.credit-suisse.ch/views/index.html


> And when you specify you are a US resident, you get the following:
>
> We are sorry...
>
>
>  ...but the services and securities
> otherwise offered in these Web
> Sites are for legal reasons not
> being offered in the United States,
> to US residents or US persons as
> defined under US securities law.
> The same is true for residents of
> the UK and Japan.
>
>
> We apologise for the inconvenience and thank
> you for your interest in our company.
>
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: [ tradergirl ] <tradergirl@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> To: <omega-list@xxxxxxxxxx>; olosi <olosi@xxxxxxx>
> Sent: Saturday, May 20, 2000 7:51 PM
> Subject: http://www.de.credit-suisse.ch/views/index.html
>
>
> > http://www.de.credit-suisse.ch/views/index.html
> >
> > This is their german page, but everyone should go take a look to see
that
> > Swiss Banking is NOT some sort of difficult to approach thing!  Heck,
> those
> > people on the cover (the girl and guy in jeans and t-shirts) are in my
> > generation.
> >
> > They have fees right for everyone.
> >
> > Welcome to Global Swiss Private Banking for Everyone.
> > Start for as little as $2500 to $5000 and get your own Swiss Bank
Account,
> > with the IRS having NO POSSIBILITY of ever getting access to that money.
> >
> > All I can say is this: be bold.  start joining this wave.  Make the
> > newspapers start printing up "THE IRS's NEW CRISIS", just like Napster
> > knocked the record industry we can all knock the IRS.
> >
> > It just takes WIRING the money to them.
> >
> > And if you ever become a fugitive wanted for taxes, lets you and me
> hangout
> > in Switzerland sometime and joke about the stupidity of following rules
> such
> > as taxation together, as we raise our wine glasses up and go together
> > "BAH!!!!"
> >
> > :)
> >
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "olosi" <olosi@xxxxxxx>
> > To: "[ tradergirl ]" <tradergirl@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> > Sent: Sunday, May 21, 2000 2:11 PM
> > Subject: Re: lame broker alert - the final chapter
> >
> >
> > > Good to hear that this swiss bank is you serving very well. Can you
give
> > us
> > > an idea what they are charging?
> > > I heard that they often charge very high fees.
> > >
> > > rgds, Wolfgang
> > >
> > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > From: [ tradergirl ] <tradergirl@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> > > To: <omega-list@xxxxxxxxxx>; Phil Lane <patterntrader@xxxxxxxxxx>
> > > Sent: Saturday, May 20, 2000 7:43 PM
> > > Subject: Re: lame broker alert - the final chapter
> > >
> > >
> > > > I have a software from Credit Suisse, enables me to wire money from
my
> > > > account directly using
> > > > a digital signature key.  I can also do currency-switching, and
other
> > > things
> > > > to manage my account.
> > > > I wire money from it sometimes back to the USA.
> > > >
> > > > Brokers like this are pathetic.  I once lived in another state, and
> had
> > > this
> > > > massive check waiting
> > > > for me in another state.  He said he would SEND me the check, not
wire
> > it.
> > > > I told him, no, I will
> > > > come pick it up.  I fly out and get there in four hours.  When I get
> to
> > my
> > > > broker, guess what he
> > > > tells me?
> > > >
> > > > "It was accidently sent out in the mail"
> > > >
> > > > If it was a computer I requested this from, it would have been
wired.
> > The
> > > > benefits of SWISS
> > > > banking.  Everything is automated and clean, and if you ever need to
> go
> > > > voice with them,
> > > > even if you want to close your account, it is IMMEDIATE response.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > From: "Phil Lane" <patterntrader@xxxxxxxxxx>
> > > > To: <omega-list@xxxxxxxxxx>
> > > > Sent: Sunday, May 21, 2000 5:25 AM
> > > > Subject: lame broker alert - the final chapter
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > Freeman Welwood - a  Seattle-area stock broker. Don't bother
opening
> > an
> > > > > account. I will be closing mine.
> > > > >
> > > > > Last Friday I asked them to wire some money to my futures account.
> > > Monday
> > > > > the guy called back and needed to clarify the wiring instructions.
> > > > Wednesday
> > > > > he called and said it still hadn't gone out, it was their policy
> "not
> > to
> > > > > wire funds to other brokerage accounts".
> > > > >
> > > > > It's a pathetic attempt not to encourage competition. Too bad they
> > were
> > > > too
> > > > > stupid to realize it was a
> > > > > FUTURES broker anyway. They told me I could pick up a check and
have
> > the
> > > > > bank wire it!! By then it would have been Thursday.
> > > > >
> > > > > I went nonlinear. What if I'd had a margin call????? Naturally
there
> > was
> > > > no
> > > > > mention of this or any other of their obnoxious policies in the
> > account
> > > > > documents. I finally got them to send the wire after several
> extremely
> > > > > agitated phone calls. But the guy insisted it was "just this
once".
> > > > >
> > > > > I'll probably just close out the rest of the account so they won't
> > have
> > > to
> > > > > do me any more special favors. This maggot company can rot in hell
> as
> > > far
> > > > as
> > > > > I'm concerned.
> > > > >
> > > > > rgds phil
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
>