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David,
> Your problems are probably due to your failure to upgrade to Man 1.0
> with the necessary plugin Husband 1.0. No doubt your are still
> running Boy 40.x
Although I upgraded to husband 1.0 I still found that Wife 1.0 has
undocumented features. It comes with Mother-In-Law Shockwave and
Brother-In-Law Browser. I have been unable to deinstall those
plug-ins.
Furthermore Wife 1.0 must always run in Protected Mode and
then takes charge of the Task Assignment list. This limits the
ability to accomplish anything.
Although I didn't install Mistress 1.1 while running Wife 1.0
I still found that Wife 1.0 locks up the MSMoney files.
Regards,
Gerrit Jacobsen
> Your problems are probably due to your failure to upgrade to Man 1.0 with
> the necessary plugin Husband 1.0. No doubt your are still running Boy 40.x
>
> You will find that Wife 1.0 and Husband 1.0 are only compatible when the Man
> 1.0 upgrade has been completed. This will remove the outdated software
> Selfishness 6.9 , Slovenliness14.6, Stupidity 365.0, and Rudeness 9.5.
>
> The benefits of this upgrade are many including the elimination of system
> crashes due to interface incompatibilities as both versions of the software
> are self enhancing once the upgrade has been completed.
>
> An additional piece of software you might consider purchasing is Wisdom.
> There is only one version of this software, although it works best with
> Compassion 2.0 and Patience 4.5.
>
> Tech Support
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: David Olson [mailto:trader7@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> Sent: Wednesday, August 25, 1999 10:26 PM
> To: OmegaList
> Subject: Fw: Off Subject: Humor:Technical Support
>
>
> To Technical Support:
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and
> noticed that the new program began unexpected duplication
> (child) processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
> resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in
> the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself
> into all other programs and launches during system initial-
> ization, where it monitors all other system activity.
> Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Drunken Boys Night
> 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the
> system whenever selected.
>
>
> I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
> attempting to run some of my other favorite applications.
> I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
> un-install does not seem to work on this program.
>
>
> Can you help me, please!!! Otherwise, I'm screwed.
>
>
> Thanks, Joe
>
> -reply from Technical Support----
>
>
> Dear Joe Screwed:
>
> This is a very common problem male operators complain
> about but is mostly due to a primary misconception.
> Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
> with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES &
> ENTERTAINMENT" program.
>
>
> Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator
> to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge
> Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden
> operating files within your Wife 1.0 system would cause
> Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0, so nothing is gained.
> It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the Wife
> 1.0 program files from the system once installed.
>
>
> You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0
> is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install
> Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems
> than the original system. Look in your manual under
> "Warnings - Alimony /Child Support."
>
>
> I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the
> situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might
> also suggest you read the entire section regarding
> General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all
> responsibility for faults and problems that might
> occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of
> action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In
> any case avoid excessive use of the "Esc" key because
> ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
> command before the operating system will return to
> normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you
> take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great
> program but has a very high maintenance cost.
>
> Consider buying additional software to improve the
> performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and
> Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances,
> install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not
> a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely
> to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
>
> Best of luck.
> Tech Support........Bill
>
>
>
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