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Re: Off Subject: Humor:Technical Support



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----- Original Message -----
From: Tech Support
To: OmegaList
Sent: Thursday, August 26, 1999 1:04 PM
Subject: RE: Off Subject: Humor:Technical Support


Dear Joe:

Your problems are probably due to your failure to upgrade to Man 1.0 with
the necessary plugin Husband 1.0. No doubt your are still running Boy 40.x

You will find that Wife 1.0 and Husband 1.0 are only compatible when the Man
1.0 upgrade has been completed. This will remove the outdated software
Selfishness 6.9 , Slovenliness14.6, Stupidity 365.0,  and Rudeness 9.5.

<snip>
(SNIP?)
Hmm.  sounds like there is a stealth utility in the program suite
recommended, P_ssyWhipped 6.3, otherwise undisclosed to the novice user.