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Dennis,
That was good you know I've never been much of a planner don't even know
what I'm doing this weekend.
But I always assumed the really smart people did and I just don't
understand how the computer software industry was so short sighted with
this year 2000 business.
Robert
Dennis Holverstott wrote:
>....to lighten up the mood :-)
>
>Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner
>with God.
>
>During dinner He told them:
> "I need three important people to send my message out to all people --
> Tomorrow I will destroy the earth."
>
>Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them:
> "I have two very bad news items for you:
> 1. God really exists, and
> 2. Tomorrow He will destroy the earth."
>
>Clinton called an Emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told
>them:
> "I have Good news and Bad News:
> 1. The good news is: God really does exist.
> 2. The bad news is: tomorrow He's destroying the earth."
>
>Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and happily announced:
> "I have two fantastic announcements.
> 1. I am one of three most important people on earth.
> 2. The Year 2000 problem is solved."
>
>--
> Dennis
>
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