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....to lighten up the mood :-)
Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner
with God.
During dinner He told them:
"I need three important people to send my message out to all people --
Tomorrow I will destroy the earth."
Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them:
"I have two very bad news items for you:
1. God really exists, and
2. Tomorrow He will destroy the earth."
Clinton called an Emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told
them:
"I have Good news and Bad News:
1. The good news is: God really does exist.
2. The bad news is: tomorrow He's destroying the earth."
Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and happily announced:
"I have two fantastic announcements.
1. I am one of three most important people on earth.
2. The Year 2000 problem is solved."
--
Dennis
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