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>..........How did his semen get on her dress? It
>spontaneously blew out of his penis, went through several layers of his
>pants and then landed randomly on her dress?
Quick, e-mail this to David Kendall. It very well could be
that they left this fact out of their response.
Personally, I don't think Clinton should be impeached nor
should he resign since he's already "suffered enough". I
mean review the facts:
1) Raised in a hell hole and abused as a child.
2) Shook JFK's hand which subjected him to intensive
disinfection techniques.
3) Smoked marijuana but didn't inhale (i.e. got the worst
part; missed the best).
4) Married Hillary (sufficient punishment in and of itself).
5) Has difficulty distinguishing Chelsea and his dog (i.e.
isn't sure which one to send to college and which one to
play fetch with).
6) Probably has a negative net worth at this point.
7) Has been a Democrat for over 30 years.
8) Must live day-to-day knowing that if he loses the White
House he has no place to go.
For those who believe further punishment is appropriate I
would suggest the following:
1) Mandate that he sleep in a small double bed between
Hillary and Sam Donaldson.
2) Limit his diet to fresh fruits, vegetables, and wax
fashioned to look like Big Macs.
3) Obtain a court order which prohibits him from being in
the same room with cigars.
4) White House interns must be fictional characters created
by either Disney or Warner Brothers (e.g. Goofy, Elmer Fudd,
Daffy Duck). No female fictional characters (e,g.
Pocahantas) would be eligible nor would characters whose
gender is not clearly defined.
5) Require that he call Barbara Bush and Nancy Reagan once
per day to obtain details on their husbands' bowel
movements.
6) Force him to read =every= message relating to bass boats
posted to the Omega List.
7) Make sure he never gets the Y2K patch for his copy of
TS4. If he opts to upgrade to TS5, limit his license to
running the s/w on a 486 with 16MB RAM and using Signal's FM
datafeed.
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