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Something to smile at.
Larry
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Christian Baude wrote:
> Today's COMMODITY Market OPENINGS
> as Reported by Dow Jones New SERVICE
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> Helium was up.
> Feathers were down.
> Paper was stationary.
> Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
> Knives were up sharply.
> Cows steered into a bull market.
> Pencils lost a few points.
> Hiking equipment was trailing.
> Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
> Weights were up in heavy trading.
> Light switches were off.
> Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
> Diapers remain unchanged.
> Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
> The market for raisins dried up.
> Coca Cola fizzled.
> Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
> Sun peaked at midday.
> Balloon prices were inflated.
> And, Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
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