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You have won me oh GURU SUPREME COMMANDER
Question if I buy your books in Bulk Do I get a discount ??
Stephen wannabeee Guru apprentice
----- Original Message -----
From: Jeff Kingery <taotrader@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <realtraders@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: 7 January 2000 7:03
Subject: [RT] RE: Guru Wars: The Sequel
> "I don't need anyone's money and I don't care what anyone thinks of me
> because I'm above such trivia...right up there with Buddha, Einstein and
> Pogo. However, I will condescend to spend my precious time to set the
> record straight for all the poor befuddled slobs out there."
>
> "I discovered the Secret Supreme Unfathomable Market Order. I discovered
it
> WAY BEFORE all those other bozos who claim to have discovered it...they're
> just selling MY SECRETS, which they stole from me, but they didn't get it
> right anyway, because ONLY I am qualified to teach these AMAZING secrets.
I
> have decided to reveal some of my INCREDIBLE discoveries to the fortunate
> few who purchase my Secret Supreme Unfathomable Notebooks, which I am
going
> to make available for the bargain-basement price of $5,000 per volume.
> These notebooks are quality 2-sided, 5th-generation photocopies,
beautifully
> bound in nifty blue plastic binders. Each edition is strictly limited to
as
> many as I can possibly sell. By the time you finish Volume 37 you should
> have a firm grasp of the Secret Supreme Unfathomable Basics (if you don't
> it's because you should have studied harder!)."
>
> "Again, I don't really NEED the money, but I have to charge a bunch to
keep
> it exclusive. Besides, it's not REALLY a lot of money...it's not enough
to
> buy a new house or a college education or a Lamborghini or anything like
> that!"
>
> "Don't delay! They won't last long at this price!"
>
> Guru Fleecem N. Burnem
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