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<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2>Good Morning RTer's,</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2>The weekend is approaching and I will be
calculating timing bands for the following Forex Currencies. GBPUSD,
USDDEM, USDJPY, USDCHF. If you would like the settings, e-mail me with your
requests and I will send them to you upon completion.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2>Sincerely,</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2>Richard J. Chehovin</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>
</x-html>From ???@??? Fri Jun 05 07:24:50 1998
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From: Raymond Raffurty <rraff@xxxxxxxxx>
To: RealTraders Discussion Group <realtraders@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: Re: Deadly Virus ALERT
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David Rosenthal wrote:
> NEW VIRUS WARNING
>
> If you see a message on the boards with a subject line
> of "Badtimes," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it.
>
> This is the most dangerous virus yet. It will re-write
> your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any
> disks that are even close to your computer (20' range at
> 72 Farenheit). It will recalibrate your refrigerator's
> coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk
> curdles . It will demagnetize the strips on all your
> credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up
> the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field
> harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play. It will
> give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It
> will program your phone autodial to call only your
> mother's number. It will mix antifreeze into your fish
> tank. It will drink all your beer and leave its dirty
> socks on the coffee table when there's company coming
> over. It will hide your car keys when you are late for
> work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear
> 1940's hits and static while stuck in traffic.
>
> "Badtimes" will make you fall in love with a hardened
> pedophile. It will give you nightmares about circus
> midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your
> Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current
> boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel
> rendezvous to your Visa card. It will seduce your
> grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is
> the power of "Badtimes", it reaches out beyond the grave
> to sully those things we hold most dear. It will
> rewrite your back-up files, changing all your active
> verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable
> misspellings which grossly change the interpretation of
> key sentences. "Badtimes" will give you Dutch Elm
> disease. It will leave the toilet seat up and leave the
> hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full
> bathtub. It will wantonly remove the forbidden tags from
> your mattresses and pillows, and refill your skim milk
> with whole. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous
> and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather
> interesting shade of mauve. These are just a few signs.
>
> Be very, very afraid.
Hi David,
You're absolutely correct about this virus. It happened to
me, but you forgot the part about the ALIEN ABDUCTION!
Good luck and good
trading,
Ray
Raffurty
P.S. IT'S FRIIIIIDAY!
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