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IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY WHEN
by anonymous
You wake up face down on the pavement.
You put your bra on backward and it fits better.
You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there
aren't any.
You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
You wake up and discover your water bed broke, then realize you don't have
a water bed.
Your car horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group
of Hells Angels down the freeway.
Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
Your boss tells you not to bother taking off your coat.
The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
You wake up and your braces are locked together.
You walk to work then find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.
You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
Your income tax check bounces.
You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
Your pet rock snaps at you.
Your wife says "Good morning, George" and your name is Bill.
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Hope you enjoyed that refresher, now back to trading.
BobR
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