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16 ways to annoy people
>1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".
>2. In the memo field of all of your checks, write
"for sensual massage".
3. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running
>> > in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up".
>> >
>> >4.Sing along at the opera.
>> >
>> >5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's
>> > what YOU think".
>> >
>> >6.Practice making fax and modem noises.
>> >
>> >7.Highlight irrelevant information in scientific
>> > papers and "cc" them to your boss.
>> >
>> >8.As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
>> >
>> >9. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping
>> > your hands over your ears.
>> >
>> >10. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the
>> > people are green and insist to others that you
>> > "like it that way".
>> >
>> >11. Repeat the following conversation a dozen
>> > times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind,
>> > it's gone now."
>> >
>> >12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem
>> > doesn't rhyme.
>> >
>> >13. Ask people what gender they are.
>> >
>> >14. While making presentations, occasionally bob
>> > your head like a parakeet.
>> >
>> >15. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer
>> > at passing cars to see if they slow down.
>> >
>> >16. Send this list to everyone in your e-mail
>> > address book even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send
>> > things like this.
>> >
Have a great weekend.
Robert
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