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Hi all
Mark Brown wrote:
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you dont know crap about your OWN product! (among other things)
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No matter what the truth is hope we can all retain our sense of
humour... tis friday afterall.
One solution if you can split your data feed is to try it for that 30
day trial period, on another computer of course...
WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a
response when
someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can handle the
situation
intelligently. Tell them: Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O.
Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
Needeep N.
Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Fuc?in and she became Noe
Fuc?in-Schitt. The
deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt,
Giva
Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against
her
parent's objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a 3rd cousin and a
high
school drop out.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt
later
remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she
wanted
to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
Fuckin-Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of
nervous
disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt
and
Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently
married
the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the
newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens
children
were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct
them... Family History Recorded By Crock O. Schitt.
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