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-----Original Message-----
From: felixty@xxxxxxxxxxx <felixty@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: LONG WAVES <LongWaves@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>; TradersGroup
<tradersgroup@xxxxxxxxxxx>; Omega <omega-list@xxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Saturday, January 23, 1999 12:05 AM
Subject: Its a weekend, joke time!!
:Subject: Bill & Monica Q & A
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:Q: Did You hear what happened to Monica Lewinsky this morning?
:A: She coughed up some new evidence.
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:Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Ken Starr have in common?
:A: They both want Clinton's head.
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:Q: What was Clinton's last gift to Monica?
:A: Spot remover.
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:Q: What did Hillary Clinton change her name to?
:A: Sharon Peters
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:Q: What did Clinton say to the new female intern?
:A: I haven't come across your face.
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:Q: What is Clinton's worst nightmare?
:A: An intern with braces.
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:Q: How can you tell you've just had sex with Bill Clinton?
:A: You've got french fries in your hair, and Vernon Jordan is handing
:you a job application.
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:Q: What do you get when you cross Monica Lewinsky with Ted
:Kaczynski?
:A: A Dynamite Blowjob
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:Q: What's the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica
:Lewinsky's wardrobe ?
:A: When you have a transvestite sailor, you have a dress on a seaman.
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:Q: What do Monica & the Green Bay Packers have in common?
:A: They both blew the big one.
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:Q: What's the difference between Vince Foster, Ron Brown,
:and Monica Lewinsky?
:A: Monica is the only one who took a shot in the head from Bill and
:lived to tell about it.
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:Q: What do OJ and Clinton have in common?
:A: Both are lying, bad golfers, who leave a trail of DNA behind.
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:Q: What do Monica & OJ Simpson have in common?
:A: Sore knees.
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:Q: What will Bill Clinton be known as when he leaves the
:White House?
:A: The President after Bush
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:Q: What is the name of Monica Lewinsky's new book?
:A: My Taste For Power
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:Q: What do you call Clinton's fly?
:A: U.S. National Open
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:Q: Do you know who (woman) Hillary most likely has asked to stay at the
:White House?
:A: Lorena Bobbitt
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:Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with
:a crooked lawyer?
:A: CHELSEA
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:Q: What did the Japanese Premier say to Clinton as he boarded Air Force
:One to leave Tokyo?
:A: Rotsa Ruck on your next erection!
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