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Subject: Bill & Monica Q & A
Q: Did You hear what happened to Monica Lewinsky this morning?
A: She coughed up some new evidence.
Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Ken Starr have in common?
A: They both want Clinton's head.
Q: What was Clinton's last gift to Monica?
A: Spot remover.
Q: What did Hillary Clinton change her name to?
A: Sharon Peters
Q: What did Clinton say to the new female intern?
A: I haven't come across your face.
Q: What is Clinton's worst nightmare?
A: An intern with braces.
Q: How can you tell you've just had sex with Bill Clinton?
A: You've got french fries in your hair, and Vernon Jordan is handing
you a job application.
Q: What do you get when you cross Monica Lewinsky with Ted
Kaczynski?
A: A Dynamite Blowjob
Q: What's the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica
Lewinsky's wardrobe ?
A: When you have a transvestite sailor, you have a dress on a seaman.
Q: What do Monica & the Green Bay Packers have in common?
A: They both blew the big one.
Q: What's the difference between Vince Foster, Ron Brown,
and Monica Lewinsky?
A: Monica is the only one who took a shot in the head from Bill and
lived to tell about it.
Q: What do OJ and Clinton have in common?
A: Both are lying, bad golfers, who leave a trail of DNA behind.
Q: What do Monica & OJ Simpson have in common?
A: Sore knees.
Q: What will Bill Clinton be known as when he leaves the
White House?
A: The President after Bush
Q: What is the name of Monica Lewinsky's new book?
A: My Taste For Power
Q: What do you call Clinton's fly?
A: U.S. National Open
Q: Do you know who (woman) Hillary most likely has asked to stay at the
White House?
A: Lorena Bobbitt
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with
a crooked lawyer?
A: CHELSEA
Q: What did the Japanese Premier say to Clinton as he boarded Air Force
One to leave Tokyo?
A: Rotsa Ruck on your next erection!
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