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"Bill & Monica"... Like his presidency (?), this WAS a quality joke!
-----Original Message-----
From: Dtrader <dan@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: Omega List <omega-list@xxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Saturday, January 23, 1999 17:52
Subject: Re: Its a weekend, joke time!!
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>send only quality jokes please
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>-----Original Message-----
>From: felixty@xxxxxxxxxxx <felixty@xxxxxxxxxxx>
>To: LONG WAVES <LongWaves@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>; TradersGroup
><tradersgroup@xxxxxxxxxxx>; Omega <omega-list@xxxxxxxxxx>
>Date: Saturday, January 23, 1999 12:05 AM
>Subject: Its a weekend, joke time!!
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>:Subject: Bill & Monica Q & A
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>:
>:Q: Did You hear what happened to Monica Lewinsky this morning?
>:A: She coughed up some new evidence.
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>:Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Ken Starr have in common?
>:A: They both want Clinton's head.
>:
>:Q: What was Clinton's last gift to Monica?
>:A: Spot remover.
>:
>:Q: What did Hillary Clinton change her name to?
>:A: Sharon Peters
>:
>:Q: What did Clinton say to the new female intern?
>:A: I haven't come across your face.
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>:Q: What is Clinton's worst nightmare?
>:A: An intern with braces.
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>:Q: How can you tell you've just had sex with Bill Clinton?
>:A: You've got french fries in your hair, and Vernon Jordan is handing
>:you a job application.
>:
>:Q: What do you get when you cross Monica Lewinsky with Ted
>:Kaczynski?
>:A: A Dynamite Blowjob
>:
>:Q: What's the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica
>:Lewinsky's wardrobe ?
>:A: When you have a transvestite sailor, you have a dress on a seaman.
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>:
>:Q: What do Monica & the Green Bay Packers have in common?
>:A: They both blew the big one.
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>:
>:Q: What's the difference between Vince Foster, Ron Brown,
>:and Monica Lewinsky?
>:A: Monica is the only one who took a shot in the head from Bill and
>:lived to tell about it.
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>:
>:Q: What do OJ and Clinton have in common?
>:A: Both are lying, bad golfers, who leave a trail of DNA behind.
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>:Q: What do Monica & OJ Simpson have in common?
>:A: Sore knees.
>:
>:Q: What will Bill Clinton be known as when he leaves the
>:White House?
>:A: The President after Bush
>:
>:Q: What is the name of Monica Lewinsky's new book?
>:A: My Taste For Power
>:
>:Q: What do you call Clinton's fly?
>:A: U.S. National Open
>:
>:Q: Do you know who (woman) Hillary most likely has asked to stay at the
>:White House?
>:A: Lorena Bobbitt
>:
>:Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with
>:a crooked lawyer?
>:A: CHELSEA
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>:
>:Q: What did the Japanese Premier say to Clinton as he boarded Air Force
>:One to leave Tokyo?
>:A: Rotsa Ruck on your next erection!
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