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The following is not trading related! Thought you might enjoy a nice
collection of Clinton jokes; if not, hit the delete key!
Phil
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>> The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on
>> Monica's dress: "Presidue"
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>> President Clinton now only recruits interns from only four
>> colleges: Morehead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.
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>> Did you know that Bill Clinton is considering changing the
>> Democratic seal from a donkey to a condom, because it represents
>> inflation,
>> halts production, and gives you a false sense of security while you are
>> being screwed
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>> Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation.
>> They added the 11th comandment....
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>> "Thou shall not put thy rod in thy staff"
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>> Bill Gates is in town (New York) showing all the computer executives
>> how well Windows 98 works. But computer executives say that
>> Windows 98 goes down so much they are thinking about renaming it MONICA
>> 98
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>> It seems the big new game to play at the White House is SWALLOW
>> THE LEADER!
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>> Arkansas is very proud of Clinton. All these women coming
>> forward, and not one of them is his sister!
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>> * * * * *
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>> Q. What is the difference between George Washington, Richard
>> Nixon, and Bill Clinton?
>> A. Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and
>> Clinton doesn't know the difference!
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>> Hillary Clinton goes to a fortune teller who says to her, "Prepare
>> yourself to be a widow, your husband will soon suffer a violent
>> death."
>> Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies, "Will I be acquitted?"
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