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Re: OSCILLATRORS FOR THE S & P HeHeHe!



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great posting. clever.looking for a bounce today!
By the way, remember when you hear about all this World Economy stuff, our
exports and imports only make up 13% of our economy. The balance we generate
right here. So do not get carried away by the Asian crises. It is a ploy to
bail out companies that got caught in the chopper. As Ralph Nader said, "You
know why capitalism will always be around....because there will always be
socialism to bail it out."
-----Original Message-----
From: Globex2 <Globex2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: omega-list@xxxxxxxxxx <omega-list@xxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Thursday, July 23, 1998 8:50 PM
Subject: Re: OSCILLATRORS FOR THE S & P HeHeHe!


>A Humorous Note: I appologise in advance but i just  couldn't help it after
>someone wanted an indicator that would return 85%
>
>Some Sci-fi familiarity helpful
>
>In a Galaxy(emailist) far far far away...................space(trading) the
>final frontier!!!
>The Omegalist on a 18 month mission searching for new life forms
>(indicators) and planets teeming with life (systems)  and galaxys (emerging
>markets) and for the riddle or the universe (arrival of the y2K fix).  We
>are all dependent upon the light of many stars(datafeeds) and have ships of
>various specs galaxy class starships-(Tradestation), cruiser class
>ships(Supercharts), runabouts ( wall street analysts)
>
>All characters are purely coincidental<g>
>
>We have the Captain:JMB- a randy space officer of the first sort ready to
>mix it up with any trader on the list.
>Mr Spock: A Vulcan (non-trader):POrphelin-trained in the mind numbing
>logical appologetics exercises of Paun Omeguun and fiercly loyal to his
>developer homeworld Omeguun
>Bones: Neal Weintraub: Dammit Jim "I'm a trader not some appologetic
spewing
>developer!"
>Data: MB "AKA TC", "My programming frees me from the emotional hangups that
>you humans(read discretionary traders) have and my positronic brain
contains
>all the known trading knowledge and unlike Mr Spock "I am fully functional
>in all respects and well versed in all the lovemaking techniques" (read i
>have a automated system and I can trade)
>Lore: Bill Cruz, Data's evil Twin, uniterested in what makes one
>human(trading) and has his own time travel ability (read Y2k software) and
>secretly feeds spock technical bulletins through a TS 5.0 dll implanted in
>Mr. Spocks cranium.
>Mr. Worf: Timothy Morge; A member of the warlike Clingons(professional
>trading clan) who have a long tradition of fearing the day of the dreaded
>Y2K. Their tradition teaches that an evil one who will withold the needed
>patch until the Clingons are driven near mad with trade lust.  Their great
>book teaches that  one lacking a heart and honor would sit in the high
>place and that a Moses like leader would arise and confront the evil one
>crying "Let my people trade!!!".  In a show of universal backing (like the
>Force in Star Wars) He casts his mouse onto the floor of the evil ones
abode
>and his is Mouse turned into a snake and the evil ones mouse is also turned
>into a snake and Mr. Worfs mouse ate the evil ones mouse......aw but that's
>another  story!!!!!!!!
>
>Here are some oscillators I've been using that give me 82 to 90% (dilithium
>crystal efficiency) profit on the resulting trades.
>
>stochastics
>percent R
>roc
>
>These are set to hyper-parabolic settings with warp engaged!!!!!. I'm also
>looking for more oscillators because I think 82 to 90% is low and there
must
>be someone outthere(in hyperspace) with an oscillator(s) that generates 95
>to 97.5% (including Rigel IV trilithium mining operations online) profit on
>resulting trades and not a measly 80 to 90%.<g>
>
>Beam me up Scotty!!!!!--we're being boarded by Ferengi Vessel
>"wongreedytrader"
>
>
>Forgive the leavity.....Trading is  Serious Business!
>-----Original Message-----
>From: JACK A GARLINGHOUSE <ajg4@xxxxxxxx>
>To: omega-list@xxxxxxxxxx <omega-list@xxxxxxxxxx>
>Date: Thursday, July 23, 1998 8:30 PM
>Subject: OSCILLATRORS FOR THE S & P
>
>
>>Can anybody give me  some ocillators that one can use for intra-day
>>trading on the S & P  that would give about 85 % profit on the resulting
>>trades ??
>>
>>Regards , Jay
>>
>>
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