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17 ways to annoy people

      1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".

      2.  In the memo field of all of your checks, write
>>   >    "for sensual massage".
>>   >
>>   >3.  Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running
>>   >    in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up".
>>   >
>>   >4.  Sing along at the opera.
>>   >
>>   >5.  Reply to everything someone says with "that's
>>   >    what YOU think".
>>   >
>>   >6.  Practice making fax and modem noises.
>>   >
>>   >7.  Highlight irrelevant information in scientific
>>   >    papers and "cc" them to your boss.
>>   >
>>   >8.  As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
>>   >
>>   >9.  Signal that a conversation is over by clamping
>>   >    your hands over your ears.
>>   >
>>   >10. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the
>>   >    people are green and insist to others that you
>>   >    "like it that way".
>>   >
>>   >11. Repeat the following conversation a dozen
>>   >    times:  "Do you hear that?" "What?"  "Never mind,
>>   >    it's gone now."
>>   >
>>   >12.  Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem
>>   >    doesn't rhyme.
>>   >
>>   >13. Ask people what gender they are.
>>   >
>>   >14. While making presentations, occasionally bob
>>   >    your head like a parakeet.
>>   >
>>   >15. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer
>>   >    at passing cars to see if they slow down.
>>   >
>>   >16. Send this list to everyone in your e-mail
>>   >    address book even if they sent it to you or asked you not to
          send things like this.

>>    17. See how many times you can get a once meaningful 
          post down to personal insults on a memeber list.

      Happy people make better traders

      Robert