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Al,
Who could really suppose such a math delirium !!
thanks !!!
Dimitris Tsokakis
[permanent al-gebra associate]
--- In amibroker@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, "Al Venosa" <advenosa@xxxx> wrote:
> On the lighter side, this one's for Dimitris. Enjoy:
>
> At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later
discovered to
> be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight
while
> in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, and a
calculator.
> Attorney General John Ashcroft believes the man is a member of the
> notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying
weapons
> of math instruction.
>
> Al-gebra is a very fearsome cult, indeed. They desire average
solutions
> by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on a tangent in a
search of
> absolute value. They consist of quite shadowy figures, with names
like
> "x" and "y", and, although they are frequently referred to as
> "unknowns", we know they really belong to a common denominator and
are
> part of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As
the
> great Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to
> every angle, and if God had wanted us to have better weapons of
math
> instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.
>
> Therefore, I'm extremely grateful that our government has given us
a
> sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who
are so
> willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard. These
statistics
> bastards love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence. Under
the
> circumferences, it's time we differentiated their root, made our
point,
> and drew the line. These weapons of math instruction have the
potential
> to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen
> unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in
> random facts of vertex. As our Great Leader would say, Read my
ellipse.
>
> Here is one principle he is uncertainty of---though they continue
to
> multiply, their days are numbered and the hypotenuse will tighten
around
> their necks.
>
>
>
>
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