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         Top 10 top reasons the market is in 
        trouble... 1. The Sunday paper 
        costs more than a share of New York Times stock 
        2. The 
        Citi ATM fee costs more than their stock 
        3. The 
        paper that a mortgage is written on costs more than Fannie Mae 
        stock 
        4. A 
        subscription to Sirius Satellite radio would cost more than SIRI 
        stock 
        5. A 
        gallon of gas costs more than Ford stock 
        6. One 
        ride costs more than SIX (Six Flags) stock 
        7. A 
        bottle of soda costs more than JSDA (Jones Soda) stock 
        8. A 5 
        minute long distance phone call costs more than VG (Vonage) 
        stock 
        9. A 5 
        stick pack of gum costs more than RAD (Rite-Aid) stock 
        10. The 
        strawberries in a smoothie cost more than JMBA (Jamba Juice) 
        stock  |