Top 10 top reasons the market is in
trouble... 1. The Sunday paper
costs more than a share of New York Times stock
2. The
Citi ATM fee costs more than their stock
3. The
paper that a mortgage is written on costs more than Fannie Mae
stock
4. A
subscription to Sirius Satellite radio would cost more than SIRI
stock
5. A
gallon of gas costs more than Ford stock
6. One
ride costs more than SIX (Six Flags) stock
7. A
bottle of soda costs more than JSDA (Jones Soda) stock
8. A 5
minute long distance phone call costs more than VG (Vonage)
stock
9. A 5
stick pack of gum costs more than RAD (Rite-Aid) stock
10. The
strawberries in a smoothie cost more than JMBA (Jamba Juice)
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