Bohemian Currency ... sing it.
got this today from a large company that will
remain nameless.
Sing to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by
Queen.
Is this the real price?
Is this just fantasy?
Financial landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
And look at your buys and see.
I’m now a poor boy
High-yielding
casualty
Because I bought it high, watched it blow
Rating high,
value low
Any way the Fed goes
Doesn’t really matter to me, to me
Mama – just killed my fund
Quoted CDO’s instead
Pulled the
trigger, now it’s dead
Mama – I had just begun
These CDO’s have blown it
all away
Mama – oooh
I still wanna buy
I sometimes wish I’d
never left Goldman at all.
I see a little silhouette of a Fed
Bernanke! Bernanke! Can you save the whole market?
Monolines and munis –
very very frightening me!
Super senior, super senior
Super senior CDO –
magnifico
I’m long of subprime, nobody loves me
He’s long of
subprime CDO fantasy
Spare the margin call you monstrous PB!
Easy come
easy go, will you let me go?
Peloton! No – we will not let you go – let him
go
Peloton! We will not let you go – let him go
Peloton! We will not let
you go – let me go
Will not let you go – let me go (never)
Never let you
go – let me go
Never let me go – ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
S&P had the devil put
aside for me
For me, for me, for me
<Guitar bridge>
So you think you can fund me and spit in my eye?
And then margin
call me and leave me to die
Oh PB – can’t do this to me PB
Just gotta
get out – just gotta get right outta here
<Guitar solo>
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
No price really matters
No liquidity
Nothing really matters – no price really matters to me
<Instrumental ending>
Any way the Fed goes......
<fade out>