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--- In realtraders@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, "tradewynne" <tradewynne@xxxx>
wrote:
BTW, the time machine, cure for AIDS, and Bin Laden's location
weren't the lead story. There's a bigger issue facing America and the
world:
"MILAN, Italy -- America has been hit hard by a devastating shortage
of supermodels -- "
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=57367
Good astrology section:
"LIBRA
....A change in scenery -- like another planet -- would do you good."
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/horoscope_story.cfm?
position=11
>
>
> >I've always been wondering why people who work for newswires...
>
> > > > Weekly World News will continue to follow this story...
>
> You mean newswires like WWN?
>
> http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/
>
>
>
>
> > and see embargoed press releases don't trade ahead of the embargo
> > dealine.
> >
> > Well, maybe some do ;-)
> >
> > --- In realtraders@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, "Norman Winski"
<nwinski@xxxx>
> > wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > 'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
> > > > Wednesday March 19, 2003
> > > >
> > > > By CHAD KULTGEN
> > > >
> > > > NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic
> Wall
> > > > Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he
> > claims to
> > > > be a time-traveler from the year 2256!
> > > >
> > > > Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that
44-
> > year-
> > > > old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his
> > uncanny
> > > > success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs
on
> > > > January 28.
> > > >
> > > > "We don't believe this guy's story -- he's either a lunatic
or a
> > > > pathological liar," says an SEC insider.
> > > >
> > > > "But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in
> two
> > > > weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million.
> Every
> > > > trade he made capitalized on unexpected business
developments,
> > which
> > > > simply can't be pure luck.
> > > >
> > > > "The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside
> > > > information. He's going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers
Island
> > until
> > > > he agrees to give up his sources."
> > > >
> > > > The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most
> investors
> > > > crying in their beer. So when Carlssin made a flurry of 126
> high-
> > risk
> > > > trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the
> eyebrows
> > of
> > > > Wall Street watchdogs.
> > > >
> > > > "If a company's stock rose due to a merger or technological
> > > > breakthrough that was supposed to be secret, Mr. Carlssin
> somehow
> > > > knew about it in advance," says the SEC source close to the
> hush-
> > > > hush, ongoing investigation.
> > > >
> > > > When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they
got
> > more
> > > > than they bargained for: A mind-boggling four-hour confession.
> > > >
> > > > Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over
> 200
> > > > years in the future, when it is common knowledge that our era
> > > > experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet
> anyone
> > > > armed with knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go
> > through
> > > > the roof could make a fortune.
> > > >
> > > > "It was just too tempting to resist," Carlssin allegedly said
> in
> > his
> > > > videotaped confession. "I had planned to make it look
natural,
> you
> > > > know, lose a little here and there so it doesn't look too
> perfect.
> > > > But I just got caught in the moment."
> > > >
> > > > In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to
> > > > divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama
Bin
> > Laden
> > > > and a cure for AIDS.
> > > >
> > > > All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in
> his "time
> > > > craft."
> > > >
> > > > However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or
> > discuss
> > > > how it works, supposedly out of fear the technology
could "fall
> > into
> > > > the wrong hands."
> > > >
> > > > Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims
are
> > bogus.
> > > > Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any
> > Andrew
> > > > Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."
> > > >
> > > > Weekly World News will continue to follow this story as it
> > unfolds.
> > > > Keep watching for further developments.
> > > >
> > > > http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
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