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--- In realtraders@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, "qwerasdf12345" <prog1@xxxx>
wrote:
> $800 to $350MM in 126 trades ?
>
> If these were 126 different companies, then it sure wasn't pure
> luck.
Hey, Hilary turned 5K into 100K in six months...that wasn't "luck" or
*chicken* feed..... hmmm, or was it?
>I've always been wondering why people who work for newswires...
> > > Weekly World News will continue to follow this story...
You mean newswires like WWN?
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/
> and see embargoed press releases don't trade ahead of the embargo
> dealine.
>
> Well, maybe some do ;-)
>
> --- In realtraders@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, "Norman Winski" <nwinski@xxxx>
> wrote:
> >
> >
> > >
> > > 'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
> > > Wednesday March 19, 2003
> > >
> > > By CHAD KULTGEN
> > >
> > > NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic
Wall
> > > Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he
> claims to
> > > be a time-traveler from the year 2256!
> > >
> > > Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-
> year-
> > > old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his
> uncanny
> > > success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on
> > > January 28.
> > >
> > > "We don't believe this guy's story -- he's either a lunatic or a
> > > pathological liar," says an SEC insider.
> > >
> > > "But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in
two
> > > weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million.
Every
> > > trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments,
> which
> > > simply can't be pure luck.
> > >
> > > "The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside
> > > information. He's going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers Island
> until
> > > he agrees to give up his sources."
> > >
> > > The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most
investors
> > > crying in their beer. So when Carlssin made a flurry of 126
high-
> risk
> > > trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the
eyebrows
> of
> > > Wall Street watchdogs.
> > >
> > > "If a company's stock rose due to a merger or technological
> > > breakthrough that was supposed to be secret, Mr. Carlssin
somehow
> > > knew about it in advance," says the SEC source close to the
hush-
> > > hush, ongoing investigation.
> > >
> > > When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got
> more
> > > than they bargained for: A mind-boggling four-hour confession.
> > >
> > > Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over
200
> > > years in the future, when it is common knowledge that our era
> > > experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet
anyone
> > > armed with knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go
> through
> > > the roof could make a fortune.
> > >
> > > "It was just too tempting to resist," Carlssin allegedly said
in
> his
> > > videotaped confession. "I had planned to make it look natural,
you
> > > know, lose a little here and there so it doesn't look too
perfect.
> > > But I just got caught in the moment."
> > >
> > > In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to
> > > divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin
> Laden
> > > and a cure for AIDS.
> > >
> > > All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in
his "time
> > > craft."
> > >
> > > However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or
> discuss
> > > how it works, supposedly out of fear the technology could "fall
> into
> > > the wrong hands."
> > >
> > > Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are
> bogus.
> > > Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any
> Andrew
> > > Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."
> > >
> > > Weekly World News will continue to follow this story as it
> unfolds.
> > > Keep watching for further developments.
> > >
> > > http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html
> > >
> > >
> > >
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