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Norman Winski wrote:
> Dear Funny Friends,
>
> One of my hobbies is comedy. I have been a student of comedy and the
> great comedians since I has a toad. My close friends and family tell me I
> should quit everything else and become a comedy writer. I don't think that
> your supposed tongue in cheek note was structured correctly to be
> interpreted as humorous.
> However, I think your attempt at humor may qualify for the
> Hall of Fame for Unfunny Jokes. Keep trying.
>
> Seriously,
>
> Norman
>
> A bunch of Hollywood joke writers were sitting around one day, swapping
No, no! It was a bunch of guys in prison!!
>
> jokes from the joke file that they knew so well, they didn't bother telling
> the jokes, they would just say the file number and acknoledge the joke in a
> matter of fact way.
>
> A: "42!"
> B: "Yeah, that's a good one"
> B: How 'bout 34!
> C Not bad.
> A. Then there's 29.
>
> Suddently one of the writers burst out with a huge laugh, falls to the
> ground, and goes into an vitural uncontrobale fit. After a minute, the
> histerical writer calms down. The others plead, "what's so funny?" "you've
> heard that joke told a thousand times before" "Yea, but I never heard it
> told that way!"
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: <sunsetisles@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> To: <realtraders@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Sent: Sunday, July 22, 2001 5:53 PM
> Subject: Re: [RT] Anti-Good Guys Group
>
> > Norman, Norman, Norman!
> >
> > When I was in the Army many moons ago (pardon the expression) my First
> > Sergeant always told us recruits that 5% never get the word.
> >
> >
> > Dear Five Percenter,
> >
> > If I pushed my tongue any harder into my cheek it would end up in the
> > House of Gemini transiting Pluto, resurrect Edgar Cayce and give
> > cramps to Omar. All of this would skew the obvious signal to sell
> > JNPR and sue the Neptune Society for copyright infringement.
> >
> > Put a smile on your face for the whole space alien race...
> >
> > Stu
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > --- In realtraders@xxxx, "Norman Winski" <nwinski@xxxx> wrote:
> > > Hall of Infamy? According to the Oxford Dictonary, Infamy from
> > infamous
> > > is:
> > > disreputable, discrditable, dishonorable, awful, wicked, evil,
> > iniquitous,
> > > villainous, INFAMY: nototiety, ill repute, disrepute, shme,
> > ignominy,
> > > wickedness, evil.
> > >
> > > I don't why you think these fine people should be on such a list?
> > They seem
> > > like good people to me. Thanks for keeping my name off the list.
> > >
> > > Perplexedly,
> > >
> > > Norman
> > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > From: <sunsetisles@xxxx>
> > > To: <realtraders@xxxx>
> > > Sent: Sunday, July 22, 2001 9:59 AM
> > > Subject: [RT] Anti-Good Guys Group
> > >
> > >
> > > > Smarting from the fact that I'm the only guy on my block who has
> > not
> > > > formed a Yahoo Group, I finally found my calling.
> > > >
> > > > Slogging through reams of bad-mouthing, vituperation, ad hominen
> > > > attacks and p.c. on a number of mail lists and groups, it's
> > dawned on
> > > > me that no one has really beefed about the good guys who, almost
> > non-
> > > > stop, help with and share code,post market insights and
> > > > supporting .gifs, and rush to the defense of the offended, etc.
> > etc.
> > > >
> > > > It takes a certain type to monopolize generosity and altruism to
> > the
> > > > virtual exclusion and frustration of the rest of us. Fellow
> > slackers
> > > > unite!
> > > >
> > > > My nominees for the Good-Guys Hall of Infamy are:
> > > >
> > > > Clyde Lee
> > > > Tim Morge
> > > > Mark Brown
> > > > Bob Fulks
> > > > Earl Adamy
> > > > Chris Cheatham
> > > > Bob Roeske
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Nominations from the barricades are welcome! Flowery grievances
> > > > requested!
> > > >
> > > > Stu Miller
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
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> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
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> >
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