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Dear Funny Friends,
One of my hobbies is comedy. I have been a student of comedy and the
great comedians since I has a toad. My close friends and family tell me I
should quit everything else and become a comedy writer. I don't think that
your supposed tongue in cheek note was structured correctly to be
interpreted as humorous.
However, I think your attempt at humor may qualify for the
Hall of Fame for Unfunny Jokes. Keep trying.
Seriously,
Norman
A bunch of Hollywood joke writers were sitting around one day, swapping
jokes from the joke file that they knew so well, they didn't bother telling
the jokes, they would just say the file number and acknoledge the joke in a
matter of fact way.
A: "42!"
B: "Yeah, that's a good one"
B: How 'bout 34!
C Not bad.
A. Then there's 29.
Suddently one of the writers burst out with a huge laugh, falls to the
ground, and goes into an vitural uncontrobale fit. After a minute, the
histerical writer calms down. The others plead, "what's so funny?" "you've
heard that joke told a thousand times before" "Yea, but I never heard it
told that way!"
----- Original Message -----
From: <sunsetisles@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <realtraders@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Sunday, July 22, 2001 5:53 PM
Subject: Re: [RT] Anti-Good Guys Group
> Norman, Norman, Norman!
>
> When I was in the Army many moons ago (pardon the expression) my First
> Sergeant always told us recruits that 5% never get the word.
>
>
> Dear Five Percenter,
>
> If I pushed my tongue any harder into my cheek it would end up in the
> House of Gemini transiting Pluto, resurrect Edgar Cayce and give
> cramps to Omar. All of this would skew the obvious signal to sell
> JNPR and sue the Neptune Society for copyright infringement.
>
> Put a smile on your face for the whole space alien race...
>
> Stu
>
>
>
>
>
>
> --- In realtraders@xxxx, "Norman Winski" <nwinski@xxxx> wrote:
> > Hall of Infamy? According to the Oxford Dictonary, Infamy from
> infamous
> > is:
> > disreputable, discrditable, dishonorable, awful, wicked, evil,
> iniquitous,
> > villainous, INFAMY: nototiety, ill repute, disrepute, shme,
> ignominy,
> > wickedness, evil.
> >
> > I don't why you think these fine people should be on such a list?
> They seem
> > like good people to me. Thanks for keeping my name off the list.
> >
> > Perplexedly,
> >
> > Norman
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: <sunsetisles@xxxx>
> > To: <realtraders@xxxx>
> > Sent: Sunday, July 22, 2001 9:59 AM
> > Subject: [RT] Anti-Good Guys Group
> >
> >
> > > Smarting from the fact that I'm the only guy on my block who has
> not
> > > formed a Yahoo Group, I finally found my calling.
> > >
> > > Slogging through reams of bad-mouthing, vituperation, ad hominen
> > > attacks and p.c. on a number of mail lists and groups, it's
> dawned on
> > > me that no one has really beefed about the good guys who, almost
> non-
> > > stop, help with and share code,post market insights and
> > > supporting .gifs, and rush to the defense of the offended, etc.
> etc.
> > >
> > > It takes a certain type to monopolize generosity and altruism to
> the
> > > virtual exclusion and frustration of the rest of us. Fellow
> slackers
> > > unite!
> > >
> > > My nominees for the Good-Guys Hall of Infamy are:
> > >
> > > Clyde Lee
> > > Tim Morge
> > > Mark Brown
> > > Bob Fulks
> > > Earl Adamy
> > > Chris Cheatham
> > > Bob Roeske
> > >
> > >
> > > Nominations from the barricades are welcome! Flowery grievances
> > > requested!
> > >
> > > Stu Miller
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:
> > > realtraders-unsubscribe@xxxx
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to
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> > >
> > >
>
>
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