[RT] Infallible prediction (and trading advice) for June 8

["Earl Adamy" <eadamy@xxxxxxxxxx>]

The 8th of June is an extremely important date! Markets all over the
world will go up or down depending on the mood of traders and investors.
The key to trading on June 8 is quite simple: If you are in shorts and
the market goes up, it is essential that you cover your shorts by
putting on long pants. If you are long, and the market goes down, do not
fail to remove your long pants (after insuring that your shorts are
presentable). If you are operating satellites or space ships on June 8,
it would be best to make sure they have been safely relocated to another
galaxy. Good trading to all.

Earl