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> > Dear Sir:
> > In reply to your request that I pay my balance of income tax due
> > when I filed my return, I wish to inform you that the present condition
> > of my bank account makes it impossible.
> >
> > My shattered financial condition is due to Federal laws, State
> > laws, County laws, Corporation laws, mother-in-laws, brother-in-laws,
> > and sister-in-laws. Through these laws, I am compelled to pay an
> > income tax, city tax, social security tax, amusement tax,sales
> > tax,school tax, gasoline tax, inheritance tax, property tax and excise
tax.
> >
> > I am required to get a vendor's license, car license, not to mention a
> > dog license.
> >
> > I am required to support every type of government agency known to an,
> > layers and layers of bureaucracy, who want to tell me what and how I can
eat, drink, drive, wear, breathe, live and heaven knows what else.
> >
> > I am expected to contribute to every society and organization which the
> > genius of man is capable of bringing to life, also every hospital and
> > charitable institution in the city including the Red Cross and the Green
> > Cross.
> >
> > For my own safety, I am required to carry life insurance, property
> > insurance, liability insurance, hospitalization, fire and old age
> > survivor insurance.
> >
> > My life is so governed that it is not an easy matter for me to find out
> > who owns it. I am inspected, expected, suspected,
disrespected,rejected,
> > dejected, examined, informed, required, summoned, fined,commanded and
> > completely compelled until I provide an inexhaustible supply of money
> > for every known need of the human race.
> >
> > Simply because I refuse to donate to something or other, I am boycotted,
> > talked about, lied about, held up and robbed until I am ruined.
> >
> > So I can tell you honestly that except for a miracle that just happened,
> > I could not enclose this cash.
> >
> > The wolf that comes to many doors just had pups in my kitchen and I
> > sold them. Here is the money.
> >
> > Sincerely,
> >
> > Average American Taxpayer
> >
ps. besides, I just lost my retirement savings in the stock market
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