Off topic: Does anyone have humorous arguments AGAINST efficient market hypothesis ??

[Robert Bianchi <r.bianchi@xxxxxxxxx>]

Hi All,
I have to engage in a "humour" debate where I will be defending "Technical 
Analysis" and an academic is debating the case for "Efficient Market 
Theory". This is a "tongue-in-cheek" debate which is meant to be more 
entertaining than a serious debate.

Does anyone have any interesting statements that are serious, humorous or 
otherwise that either SUPPORTS Tech Analysis or CRITICISES Efficient Market 
Theory ??????

I am trying to build up the weaponry and arsonal for this humorous look at 
financial markets.
Any colorful comments will be gladly used on the day.

Best Regards,

Robert Bianchi
r.bianchi@xxxxxxxxx