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Just what I'm looking for in a software and service
provider: uncontrolled hatred and extreme displays of
cynicism and bad temper towards anything that moves in
any direction different than his, and frequent
adolescent tantrums... way to go!
H
--- Mark Brown <markbrown@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> > Is this the customer service approach we should
> expect when we have a
> difference of opinion with anything TradeLab or MB
> offers? why would we
> expect you to
> > change and be professional, specially once the
> software is paid for?
> >
> > H
>
>
> Oh here you go Howard! This letter will make you
> feel better and more to
> your liking. ; - )
>
>
> Dear Loyal SSSC clients,
>
> We here at SSSC appreciate your advance payments for
> our Alpha software.
> We sincerely hope to continue taking advantage of
> your lack of intelligence,
> and wish to take this opportunity to invite you to a
> seminar that will be
> coming your way soon. I wish to also inform you of
> our new free 24 hour
> tech service line available at 1-900-YOU-Be
> Dumb, not to worry if the hold times are long.
> It's just our way of once
> again saying thank you for your continued support.
>
> For all of you who haven't been successful at
> installing and running our
> latest version of software, we have good news for
> you. We plan to roll out
> yet another product line of well advertised non
> performing programs. Each
> and every one loaded with the features you've come
> to know and love, packed
> with features that will keep you occupied and your
> mind off why your a
> looser.
>
> Stay tuned for our LIVE internet conference where we
> will announce that we
> will assist YOU to make decisions to buy and sell.
> Never mind that the
> company that we bought out had this running on the
> internet themselves and
> were not successful at it. Our superior hopped up
> coke head sales staff
> will sell you what you don't need on a regular
> monthly installment plan.
> Once you've taken delivery of what you don't need
> and you have no clue how
> to use it, please find the enclosed discount coupon.
> Entitling you to
> attend our fantastically advertised Scammer World!
> Where you too can rub
> elbows with the industries life time achievement
> award winners!
>
> I better stop here, cause I know your hearts may not
> be able to handle
> anymore good news.
>
> Thank you all for your continued support,
> Some Scammer Software Company, France/USA locations
>
>
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