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A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He
decides to give them a test. He gives each
woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets
her hair done, new makeup and buys
several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells
him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
golf clubs, some new gizmos for his
computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she
tells him that she has spent all the money
on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times
the $5000. She gives him back his $5000
and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she
wants to save for their future
because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
money, and then he married the one
with the largest breasts.