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January 1, 2000
Re: Vacation Pay
Dear Valued Employee:
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over
the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are
granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off.
One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service.
Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your
next paycheck will reflect payment of $8,479,481.77 which will include
all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.
Sincerely,
Automated Payroll Processing
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Sentinel Trading [mailto:rjbiii@xxxxxxxxx]
> Sent: March 8, 1999 7:33 AM
> To: Sigstroker@xxxxxxx; omega-list@xxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: Re[2]: Y2K Patch
>
>
> In fact I have even called GM to find out if there is a date
> embedded in the
> flash BIOS of the computers used in their cars, that might fail Y2K.
>
> They refused to answer, or even tell me if my vehicles would start after
> 13/31/99.
>
> ____________________Reply Separator____________________
> Subject: Re: Y2K Patch
> Author: Sigstroker@xxxxxxx
> Date: 3/7/99 11:18 PM
>
> AFAIK, General Motors does not even guarantee their cars will start or run
> after 12/31/99.
>
> In a message dated 3/6/99 8:44:47 AM Pacific Standard Time,
> belkins@xxxxxxxxxxxx writes:
>
> > > If you were General Motors, would you guarantee that all of your cars
> would
> > > never be involved in an accident?
> > >
> >
> > Absolutely not, but if General Motors did offer such a
> guarantee (no matter
> > how
> > absurd) I would expect them to honor it or face the consequences.
> >
>
>
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