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Yep, me too! apprx 18 HOURS my cost very long distance I spent with Tech on
the printer(and server) issue:
1. My problem
2. The Printer
3. Printer Driver
4. OS
5. My problem
6. Exchange problem
7. Dirver......
etc., etc., etc, bs,bs,bs
Never did they suggest it was the dongle.. yep, safesoft and NO PROBLEM BOYS
and GIRLS!!! i actually was naive enuf to believe tech!! those turkey's
simply lied, period. not again.. nope...
Hey kids, I've got no less than 103 DLL's running full speed, and what the
**** am i to do with no **** contracts to trade???? ill just spend another
hundred grand on custom programming for the newest slop??? don't think so!!!
Feudalism:
You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
Fascism:
You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of
them, and sells you the milk.
Pure Socialism:
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with
everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government
gives you as much milk as you need.
Bureaucratic socialism:
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with
everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. you have to
take care of the chickens the governement took from the chicken farmers. The
government gives you as much milk and as many eggs as the regulations say
you should need.
American Democracy:
The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the
election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures.
Capitalism:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Totalitarianism:
You have two cows. The governmenttakes them and denies they ever existed.
Milk is banned.
Hong Kong capitalism:
You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company,
using letters of cresit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank,
thenexecute a debt-equity swap with associated general offer so that you can
get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk
rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman
Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the
rights to all seven cows' milk back to the listed company. The annual report
says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
Meanwhile, you kill two cows because the Feng Shui is bad.
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