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Attention : Press Release, VaporStation the worlds leading financial
software is now available for shipment! VaporStation takes a quantum leap
into the future of trading technology. Or new "You think it - It will do
It" (TM), interface comes in both a left hand and a right hand model
headset. For those that are full of crap we have a rectum model probe that
is very comfortable, so our beta testers have reported to us from Florida.
If you prefer someone to do your thinking for you we will be happy to refer
you to one of our many Pollution Providers. So please act now and you will
receive free literature in the mail each and every day of other products
that we sell. Of course standard with all sales orders is free access to
our web site where we have even more sales information that you can wade
through. Not to mention our Press Release Hall of Shame, where you yourself
can view Lie after Lie about release dates and patches! So act now while
supply's last dont forget to mention you saw it here first on the Service
Station Rest Room Wall, next to the condom machine. Please send Check,
Money Order, all major Credit Cards welcomed.
Note : All returns must be accompanied by a RMA number that can only be
acquired from a one eyed Tibetan Monk who has no address, phone, email, or
connection what so ever with VaporStation.
Good Trading, and thank you all for your continued support, which by the way
we have none.
Mark Brown
PS Special discount to the mentally dissabled Omega Supporters..add 1000.00
to retail price..
>Still waiting for the Omega bashers to produce something... to produce
*anything*...
>
>The Omega Turd Head (TM)
>
>Tick, tick, tick... still waiting... haven't seen anything...
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