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Re: OSCILLATRORS FOR THE S & P HeHeHe!



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A Humorous Note: I appologise in advance but i just  couldn't help it after
someone wanted an indicator that would return 85%

Some Sci-fi familiarity helpful

In a Galaxy(emailist) far far far away...................space(trading) the
final frontier!!!
The Omegalist on a 18 month mission searching for new life forms
(indicators) and planets teeming with life (systems)  and galaxys (emerging
markets) and for the riddle or the universe (arrival of the y2K fix).  We
are all dependent upon the light of many stars(datafeeds) and have ships of
various specs galaxy class starships-(Tradestation), cruiser class
ships(Supercharts), runabouts ( wall street analysts)

All characters are purely coincidental<g>

We have the Captain:JMB- a randy space officer of the first sort ready to
mix it up with any trader on the list.
Mr Spock: A Vulcan (non-trader):POrphelin-trained in the mind numbing
logical appologetics exercises of Paun Omeguun and fiercly loyal to his
developer homeworld Omeguun
Bones: Neal Weintraub: Dammit Jim "I'm a trader not some appologetic spewing
developer!"
Data: MB "AKA TC", "My programming frees me from the emotional hangups that
you humans(read discretionary traders) have and my positronic brain contains
all the known trading knowledge and unlike Mr Spock "I am fully functional
in all respects and well versed in all the lovemaking techniques" (read i
have a automated system and I can trade)
Lore: Bill Cruz, Data's evil Twin, uniterested in what makes one
human(trading) and has his own time travel ability (read Y2k software) and
secretly feeds spock technical bulletins through a TS 5.0 dll implanted in
Mr. Spocks cranium.
Mr. Worf: Timothy Morge; A member of the warlike Clingons(professional
trading clan) who have a long tradition of fearing the day of the dreaded
Y2K. Their tradition teaches that an evil one who will withold the needed
patch until the Clingons are driven near mad with trade lust.  Their great
book teaches that  one lacking a heart and honor would sit in the high
place and that a Moses like leader would arise and confront the evil one
crying "Let my people trade!!!".  In a show of universal backing (like the
Force in Star Wars) He casts his mouse onto the floor of the evil ones abode
and his is Mouse turned into a snake and the evil ones mouse is also turned
into a snake and Mr. Worfs mouse ate the evil ones mouse......aw but that's
another  story!!!!!!!!

Here are some oscillators I've been using that give me 82 to 90% (dilithium
crystal efficiency) profit on the resulting trades.

stochastics
percent R
roc

These are set to hyper-parabolic settings with warp engaged!!!!!. I'm also
looking for more oscillators because I think 82 to 90% is low and there must
be someone outthere(in hyperspace) with an oscillator(s) that generates 95
to 97.5% (including Rigel IV trilithium mining operations online) profit on
resulting trades and not a measly 80 to 90%.<g>

Beam me up Scotty!!!!!--we're being boarded by Ferengi Vessel
"wongreedytrader"


Forgive the leavity.....Trading is  Serious Business!
-----Original Message-----
From: JACK A GARLINGHOUSE <ajg4@xxxxxxxx>
To: omega-list@xxxxxxxxxx <omega-list@xxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Thursday, July 23, 1998 8:30 PM
Subject: OSCILLATRORS FOR THE S & P


>Can anybody give me  some ocillators that one can use for intra-day
>trading on the S & P  that would give about 85 % profit on the resulting
>trades ??
>
>Regards , Jay
>
>