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Saw this on a Newsgroup - the Final Solution? :)
>From: pante@xxxxxx (Jan Panteltje)
How about this:
Scene: video camera on top PC looking at you.
You:
Start Fastbase.
Computer:
Please open your eyes wide for user retina verification.
You:
<you open your eyes wide>
Computer:
User indentified, but I see no flowers.
You:
What flowers?
Computer:
Flowers for the shrine for our manager Bill Gates.
You:
No flowers today. Get on with my program.
Computer;
We at MS want a little respect. We do not just do anything you say,
we write intelligent software.
You:
Now the f*ck start my program or else I will kick your *ss.
Computer:
login procedure aborted, protocol violation, call user support for help.
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