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George:
I heard a version of this joke around 1940 in Montreal. This joke was old
when I was young (grin).
Lionel
-----Original Message-----
From: George Ashton <golden1@xxxxxxxxxx>
To: metastock@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <metastock@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Friday, January 29, 1999 6:12 PM
Subject: Anyone know the name of this company so I can buy it <g>
>>A fellow was reading the paper one day, lamenting the fact that his
doctor
>>has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement
>>for a guaranteed weight loss program. "Guaranteed like heck," he thinks
to
>>himself. "But lets see what they think they can do."
>>He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight loss
>>program.
>>The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers, there
>>stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in
nothing
>>but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her neck.
>>She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The
>>sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Well, without a
second
>>thought he takes off after her (who wouldn't). A few miles later, huffing
>>and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they
are
>>through he kisses the girl one last time and thinks to himself, "I like
the
>>way this company does business."
>>For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens
>>each time. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and, sure enough, he has
>>lost 10 pounds. Deciding that he likes his somewhat more slender
physique,
>>not to mention the method of treatment, he calls the company back and
>>subscribes to their 5 day, 20 LB weight loss program. He thinks that
losing
>>20 pounds in only 5 days seems like a lot, but he is intrigued by what
their
>>workout schedule might be like this time.
>>As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door. When he
answers
>>it there stands a 22 year old knockout dressed in nothing but a pair of
>>Reeboks and a sign hanging around her neck. She is simply stunning, the
most
>>beautiful woman he has ever seen. She introduces herself as a
representative
>>of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can
>>have me."
>>He's out the door like a shot. This gal is in excellent shape and it
takes a
>>while to catch her. But when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze.
>>She is wonderful, the best he has ever had. He is really looking forward
to
>>the next four days...
>>For the next four days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens
>>each time, much to his delight. On the sixth day, he weighs himself and,
>>unbelievably, he has lost another 20 pounds. "I love this company," he
>>thinks to himself, "I never knew losing weight could be so easy and so
much
>>fun."
>>Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and
subscribe
>>to the company's 7 day, 50 pound weight loss program. "Are you sure,
sir?"
>>asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous
program."
>>"Absolutely," says he, "I love your program. I haven't felt this good in
>>years!"
>>The next day there comes a knock at his door and he enthusiastically
answers
>>it. There stands before him a 200 pound perfect specimen of a man dressed
in
>>nothing but racing spikes and a sign around his neck. He introduces
himself
>>as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If I can
>>catch you, I can have you."
>>
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