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>A fellow was reading the paper one day, lamenting the fact that his doctor
>has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement
>for a guaranteed weight loss program. "Guaranteed like heck," he thinks to
>himself. "But lets see what they think they can do."
>He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight loss
>program.
>The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers, there
>stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing
>but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her neck.
>She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
>sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Well, without a second
>thought he takes off after her (who wouldn't). A few miles later, huffing
>and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are
>through he kisses the girl one last time and thinks to himself, "I like the
>way this company does business."
>For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens
>each time. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and, sure enough, he has
>lost 10 pounds. Deciding that he likes his somewhat more slender physique,
>not to mention the method of treatment, he calls the company back and
>subscribes to their 5 day, 20 LB weight loss program. He thinks that losing
>20 pounds in only 5 days seems like a lot, but he is intrigued by what their
>workout schedule might be like this time.
>As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door. When he answers
>it there stands a 22 year old knockout dressed in nothing but a pair of
>Reeboks and a sign hanging around her neck. She is simply stunning, the most
>beautiful woman he has ever seen. She introduces herself as a representative
>of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can
>have me."
>He's out the door like a shot. This gal is in excellent shape and it takes a
>while to catch her. But when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze.
>She is wonderful, the best he has ever had. He is really looking forward to
>the next four days...
>For the next four days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens
>each time, much to his delight. On the sixth day, he weighs himself and,
>unbelievably, he has lost another 20 pounds. "I love this company," he
>thinks to himself, "I never knew losing weight could be so easy and so much
>fun."
>Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and subscribe
>to the company's 7 day, 50 pound weight loss program. "Are you sure, sir?"
>asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
>"Absolutely," says he, "I love your program. I haven't felt this good in
>years!"
>The next day there comes a knock at his door and he enthusiastically answers
>it. There stands before him a 200 pound perfect specimen of a man dressed in
>nothing but racing spikes and a sign around his neck. He introduces himself
>as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If I can
>catch you, I can have you."
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