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  • From: "Ira" <mr.ira@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 31 Dec 2007 15:42:27 -0800

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I wish you all a happy, healthy and prosperous new year.   Here are some thoughts that might come in handy during th ecoming year.  

 


 


  

Gentle thoughts for today.

  

  

A penny saved is a government oversight.

  

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

  

  

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

  

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."

  

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

  

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

  

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

  

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs?"

  

  

  

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

  

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

  

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

  

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

  

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.




  

  


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