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 hi, 
  
i am throwing a monster party this weekend in chicago 
  
in my empty townhouse.  there will be killer music mixes, every kind 
of booze imaginable and you may also bring your own beer. yuk! 
  
there will be a big tv too for those that want to watch movies in one of my 
rooms 
  
also--we are continuing the party when the police will be called to issue a 
noise ticket--so we those that want to continue to party with me can come along 
 
  
onto the streets and clubs of chicago 
  
i will provide transportation to and fro, btw 
  
oh--the ratio of girls to boys should be at least 5 to 1 
  
so if you do not meet that requirement--only you wil be allowed into the 
party 
  
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also there will be private security for your safety 
  
and bring proper identification 
  
also you will be screened at the door for concealed weapons 
  
also you must wear only leather and/or black clothing only 
  
no white 
  
also no tennis shoes either 
  
no ballcaps for boys, nor may they be less than 5 foot 10 
  
nor can the boys be considered 'morbidly obese' by the u.s. govt 
standards 
  
nor can they be diabetic, have a pre-existing heart condition nor be older 
than 99 years old nor can they have hair longer than 21 inches nor can they have 
bad hygiene nor can they be taller than 6 foot 6 nor can they be younger than 17 
nor can they have low self-esteem nor can they be considered by others to be a 
bore nor can they drink beer nor can they use my personal bedroom nor can they 
bring drugs into my house nor can have an i.q. of less than 105 nor can they 
come if they are not at least in 9th grade nor can they touch my cat nor can 
they touch the women i tell them not to nor can they smoke in my house nor can 
they have their cell phones turned on nor can they wear short-sleeed tops 
nor can they wear shorts nor can they wear any jewelry on their hands nor any 
other jewelry nor can they bring any metal into my house nor can they use 
abusive language nor can they take anything from the premises nor can they have 
sex in my house nor can they use my bathroom for anything but going to the 
bathroom 
  
other than that they are welcome 
  
also the party is being filmed and videotaped 
  
and there are no doors on the bathroom nor doors in the bedrooms nor 
doors at my front or back private entrance nor is there parking provided except 
on the street 
  
the party is at 1418 s. halsted #3A 
chicago il 60607 
  
it begins at about 9pm est on friday night and lasts till around sunday 
morning at 10am est 
  
please rsvp soon 
  
the party is from friday night till sunday morning 
  
clothing is optional and condoms are being provided 
  
there will be 'scening' at this party too 
this is a private function and i am the host 
  
you may also call my phone service and rsvp on the phone 
231 830 0822 
  
cheers 
  
steven schroeder 
231 830 0822 
  
p.s. 
there is a $5,000 cover charge for men 
women are free/there are no restrictions for the women, none. there is 
simply no need. and for those under 17 there is an area that is not 
'adult' 
also--i may leave my party from time to time due to potential lack of 
interest 
also--i simply don't have the time this weekend to be an on-site host for 
the duration 
after you rsvp you will be given the password to enter the club 
women only need one password 
men will be given 6 passwords and will need to call my service 4 times on 
friday or email me 
and they will also need one password to get in the door and one to enter my 
private lair where da women be at 
also for the maies there will be a personal screening process where they 
will be physically examined by women in order to determine health status 
there will also be blood pressure check, temperature reading, a prostate 
exam if applicalble and a full nude examination of their genitals 
if after this screening process they desire to get into the main room where 
the women are at then they will be required to wear a full-length cape and a 
mask of the women's choosing 
if they are let into the room then they will be provided all the amenities 
that the main room has to offer 
again i must stress for the safety of the women that this party is being 
videotaped and recorded 
my personal 'life-biographers' will be milling about the party filming at 
all times 
  
p.p.s. 
this will be the most spectacular private party you ever attend this 
week 
  
much love 
n'rc4'vr 
  
  
  
  
"Either kill me or take me as I am, because I'll be damned if I ever 
change..."  
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