[RT] Fw: Keeping your MIND healthy!

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Sent: Wednesday, September 18, 2002 12:44 PM
Subject: FW: Keeping your MIND healthy!

This 
is too funny!!!

  
  
    
       
       
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      From: rick 
      kingdon
      Date: Monday, August 19, 2002 08:58:43 AM
      To: William 
      Shaw; Graham; <A 
      href="mailto:dmiller59@xxxxxxxxxx";>Don Miller; <A 
      href="mailto:sunbeensb@xxxxxxxxx";>Belinda
      Subject: Fw: Keeping your MIND 
      healthy!
       
       
       
      
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          FAMILY="XCRIPT">How To Keep A Healthy Level Of 
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          lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a 
          hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down. 
          2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 
          3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they 
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