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Re: [RT] Here's another good one: Bush's new ideas...



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Hello M.,

Last night a news announcer mentioned that the dow was down x points
"in spite of the fact that more executives were lead away in
handcuffs."  Obviously we have a new technical indicator here.  And
all we need to do is  cuff enuf execs and the market will rally.  Cuff
the Congress in mass, the market will take off.  Cuff all the news
anchors and it will be euphoria.


Best regards,
 Jim Johnson                           mailto:jejohn@xxxxxxxxxxx

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Friday, August 2, 2002, 2:38:34 PM, you wrote:

MS> since he met with his "economic advisors" yesterday (Laurel and Hardy)....
MS> here is his next move:

MS> Handcuff bank executives and loan officers if they are found to be lax in
MS> making bank loans to corporations.

MS> If that doesn't work, then he'll send special forces to the CME and arrest
MS> all traders shorting the S&P or Nasdaq 100 futures.

MS> Soon, everyone will be in jail....NO MORE ECONOMIC PROBLEMS....
MS> as the economy will be eliminated !!!




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