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<span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma;color:black'>-----Original Message-----
From: Daisy Hung [mailto:Daisy.Hung@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Tuesday, July 30, 2002 10:40
AM
Subject: FW: Present-moment humor
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<span
style='font-size:12.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black;
mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'> <span
style='mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black;mso-color-alt:
windowtext;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>
<span style='font-size:
12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-fareast-language:
ZH-TW'> A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from
an<span style='color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;
mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>
<span style='font-size:12.0pt;
mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;
color:black;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed
to deliver thedonkey the next day.<span
style='mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;
mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>
<span style='font-size:12.0pt;
mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;
color:black;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>The next day the farmer drove up and
said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad<span
style='mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;
mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>
<span style='font-size:12.0pt;
mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;
color:black;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>news, the donkey died."<font
color=black><span style='mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;color:black;
mso-color-alt:windowtext;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>
<span style='font-size:12.0pt;
mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;
color:black;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>Kenny replied, "Well then, just
give me my money back."<span
style='mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;
mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>
<span style='font-size:12.0pt;
mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;
color:black;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>The farmer said, "Can't do that. I
went and spent it already."<span
style='mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;
mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>
<span style='font-size:12.0pt;
mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;
color:black;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>Kenny said, "OK then, at least
give me the donkey."<span
style='mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;
mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>
<span style='font-size:12.0pt;
mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;
color:black;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>The farmer asked, "What ya gonna
do with him?"<span style='mso-fareast-font-family:
PMingLiU;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>
<span style='font-size:12.0pt;
mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;
color:black;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him
off ."<span style='mso-fareast-font-family:
PMingLiU;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>
<span style='font-size:12.0pt;
mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;
color:black;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>Farmer, " You can't raffle off a
dead donkey!"<span style='mso-fareast-font-family:
PMingLiU;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>
<span style='font-size:12.0pt;
mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;
color:black;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I
just won't tell anybody he is dead."<span
style='mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;
mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>
<span style='font-size:12.0pt;
mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;
color:black;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>A month later the farmer met up with
Kenny and asked, "What happened<span
style='mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;
mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>
<span style='font-size:12.0pt;
mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;
color:black;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>with that dead donkey?"<font
color=black><span style='mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;color:black;
mso-color-alt:windowtext;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>
<span style='font-size:12.0pt;
mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;
color:black;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold
500 tickets at two dollars a piece<span
style='mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;
mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>
<span style='font-size:12.0pt;
mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;
color:black;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>and made a profit of $898."<font
color=black><span style='mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;color:black;
mso-color-alt:windowtext;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>
<span style='font-size:12.0pt;
mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;
color:black;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>Farmer, "Didn't anyone
complain?"<span style='mso-fareast-font-family:
PMingLiU;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>
<span style='font-size:12.0pt;
mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;
color:black;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>Kenny, "Just the guy who won. So I
gave him his two dollars back."<span
style='mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;
mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>
<span style='font-size:12.0pt;
mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;
color:black;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'> Kenny grew up and eventually
became the chairman of Enron.<span
style='mso-fareast-font-family:PMingLiU;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;
mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW'>
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