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---- Original Message -----
Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports
that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a shit on
the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate
that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into
unsuspecting American's toliet bowls and bite them when they are
doing their business.
I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this informationfrom
a reliable source.
It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl
whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband
buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the
shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells
drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He
apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about
alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be
attacked. So it must be true.
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