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For those who may be confused about various 
economic systems, the following simple example may enlighten.
 
Subject: Two Cow Economic 
Systems
 
anonymous explanation of what rules the world in 
simple two-cowterms:
 
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes 
one and givesit to your neighbor.
 
Communism: You have two cows. The government takes 
them both andprovides you with milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. The government 
takes them and sellsyou the milk,
 
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and 
buy a bull.
Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government 
takes them both,shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then 
pours it downthe drain.
Democracy: You have two cows. The government taxes 
you to thepoint that you must sell them both in order to support a man in a 
foreigncountry who has only one cow which was a gift from your 
government.
Corporate: You have two cows. You sell one, force 
the other toproduce the milk of four cows and then act surprised when it 
drops dead.



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