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<DIV><FONT size=2>I, for one, appreciate the humor. If people do not like it, 
they dont have to read it.</FONT></DIV>
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  <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV>
  <DIV 
  style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: black"><B>From:</B> 
  Andrew 
  </DIV>
  <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A 
  href="mailto:realtraders@xxxxxxxxxxxx"; 
  title=realtraders@xxxxxxxxxxxx>realtraders@xxxxxxxxxxxx</A> </DIV>
  <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Saturday, August 07, 1999 2:07 
  PM</DIV>
  <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> humor for the weekend.: </DIV>
  <DIV><BR></DIV>
  <DIV>If anyone has a problem with&nbsp;me sending jokes on the weekends</DIV>
  <DIV>let me know.&nbsp; I'll stop sending. </DIV>
  <DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
  <DIV>Trading is stressful, I think taking a few minutes to smile is</DIV>
  <DIV>really important to keep your prospective. </DIV>
  <DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
  <DIV><FONT size=2><FONT size=3>Andrew<BR><FONT size=4><BR></FONT>-&nbsp;&nbsp; 
  <BR>&gt; &gt; You're not having a bad day ... these people had bad 
  days:</FONT><BR>&gt; &gt; <BR>&gt; </FONT><FONT 
  size=3>&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 1.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The 
  average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon<BR>&gt; 
  &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Valdezoil spill in Alaska was 
  $80,000.&nbsp; At a special ceremony,<BR>two<BR>&gt; 
  &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; of the most expensively saved animals 
  were released back into the<BR>&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 
  wild amid cheers&nbsp; and applause from the onlookers.&nbsp; A 
  minute<BR>later<BR>&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; they were 
  both eaten by a killer whale.<BR>&gt; &gt; <BR>&gt; 
  &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 2.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; A 
  psychology student in New York rented out her spare<BR>room<BR>&gt; 
  &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; to a&nbsp; carpenter in order to nag 
  him constantly and study his<BR>&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 
  reactions. After&nbsp; weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with<BR>&gt; 
  &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; an ax, leaving her with&nbsp; 
  permanent severe brain damage.<BR>&gt; &gt; <BR>&gt; 
  &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 3.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; In 
  1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on<BR>&gt; 
  &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; the world flagpole-sitting 
  record.&nbsp; Suffering from the flu, he<BR>came<BR>&gt; 
  &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; down eight hours short of the 400 day 
  record.&nbsp;&nbsp; His sponsor had<BR>&gt; 
  &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; gone bust, his girlfriend had left 
  him, and his phone and<BR>&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 
  electricity had been turned off.<BR>&gt; &gt; <BR>&gt; 
  &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 4.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; A 
  woman came home to find her husband in&nbsp; the kitchen,<BR>&gt; 
  &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; shaking frantically with what looked 
  like a wire running from his<BR>&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 
  waist towards the electric kettle.&nbsp;&nbsp; Intending to jolt him 
  away<BR>&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; from the deadly current, 
  she whacked him with a plank of wood<BR>that<BR>&gt; 
  &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; had been by the back door, breaking 
  his arm in two places.&nbsp; Till<BR>&gt; 
  &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; that moment he had been happily 
  listening to his walkman.<BR>&gt; &gt; <BR>&gt; 
  &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 5.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Two 
  animal rights protesters were protesting at the<BR>cruelty<BR>&gt; 
  &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; of sending pigs to the slaughterhouse 
  in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly<BR>&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 
  the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken<BR>fence<BR>&gt; 
  &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and stampeded, trampling the two 
  hapless protesters to death.<BR>&gt; &gt; <BR>&gt; 
  &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; AND THE WINNER IS.......<BR>&gt; &gt; 
  <BR>&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 
  6.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; An Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay 
  enough<BR>&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; postage on a letter 
  bomb. It came back with "return to sender"<BR>&gt; 
  &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; stamped on it. Forgetting it was the 
  bomb, he opened it and was<BR>&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 
  killed in the explosion.<BR>&gt; &gt; <BR>&gt; 
  &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; See, I told you that you weren't 
  having a "BAD DAY"<BR>&gt; </FONT></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>
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Hi Walt,

In your example, where would you enter and where would you place your stop?

Regards,

Peter Greco