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<DIV><FONT size=2>If the shoe fits....... The last few are
particularly relevant to this group.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Don't freakout, it is just a joke. <BR><BR><I><FONT
color=#00007f size=+0>HOW MANY E-MAIL LIST SUBSCRIBERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE
<BR>A LIGHT BULB? <BR><BR>Answer: 1,203<BR><BR>1 to change the light bulb and to
post to the list that the light <BR>bulb has been changed. <BR><BR>14 to share
similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the <BR>light bulb could
have been changed differently <BR><BR>7 to caution about the dangers of changing
light bulbs. <BR><BR>27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light <BR>bulbs. <BR><BR>53 to flame the spell checkers. <BR><BR>156 to
post to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb <BR>discussion
and its inappropriateness to this mail list. <BR><BR>41 to correct spelling in
the the spelling/grammar flames. <BR><BR>109 to post that this list if not about
light bulbs and to please <BR>take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
<BR><BR>203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and
<BR>alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped. <BR><BR>111 to defend
the posting to this list saying that we all use light <BR>bulbs and therefore
the posts "are" relevant to this mail list <BR><BR>306 to debate which method of
changing light bulbs is superior, where <BR>to buy the best light bulbs, what
brand of light bulbs work best for <BR>this technique, and what brands are
faulty. <BR><BR>27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light
bulbs. <BR><BR>14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and to post
<BR>corrected URLs. <BR><BR>3 to post about links they found from the URLs that
are relevant to <BR>this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
<BR><BR>33 to summarize all posts to date, then quote them including all
<BR>headers and footers, and then add "Me too." <BR><BR>12 to post to the list
that they are unsubscribe because they <BR>cannot handle the light bulb
controversy. </FONT></I></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2><I><FONT color=#00007f size=+0></FONT></I></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2><I><FONT color=#00007f size=+0>2 to post that swear that light
bulbs can be changed with astrology.</FONT></I></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2><I><FONT color=#00007f size=+0></FONT></I></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2><I><FONT color=#00007f size=+0>52 to flame the astrology
light bulb changers as being ridiculous and absurd</FONT></I></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2><I><FONT color=#00007f size=+0></FONT></I></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2><I><FONT color=#00007f size=+0>27 to post a flame to the
astrology flamers stating that "if you have never tried to
</FONT></I></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2><EM><FONT color=#00007f size=+0>change a light bulb with
astrology then how would you know."</FONT></EM></FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#00007f><EM>4 to post an offer to teach you how to change
a light bulb with astrology, but you must respond by e-mail to get on the list
.</EM></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2> </FONT><FONT color=#00007f><EM> But
when you respond to the offer you get hit up for the 'Changing a light bulb with
an astrology" course fee. </EM></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><EM><FONT size=2></EM><FONT color=#00007f size=+0><BR><EM>1 from the list
admin notifying that the list is looking for a bigger <BR>server to handle the
load. </EM></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2><FONT color=#00007f
size=+0><EM></EM></FONT></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2><FONT color=#00007f size=+0><EM>humor
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Me too.
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> I also missed Jim's froecast . was it sent to this list?
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