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>Tom Alexander wrote:
>One key to the success of the Viagra system is it's ability to begin
>providing exceptional results very quickly after installation. This has
>proven to help traders overcome performance anxiety upon receiving
>appropriate signals.
Beta testing of the Viagra system has turned up some unfortunate bugs,
most notably that real men refuse to use it. Typical feedback: "Hey, my
trading is JUST FINE as it is, thank you!"
The most exciting cutting edge system development is based on a view of
the trader as a "whole person", combining elements of Biology and Logic
into a new trading "gestalt". H.H. Wanker is rumored to be "very close"
to releasing the first mechanical system based partially on drinking
vodka during trading hours to filter out false signals.
F.Y.I.
Wayne Moody
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